Got UA?

Been notified of an upcoming urinalysis?  Here are some of the more common party favors and the average length of time they are in your system, maybe this can help you plan ahead for the future inconveniences of nosy employers.

SUBSTANCE	URINE	HAIR	BLOOD
Alcohol	24 hours	N/A	12 hours
THC/Hash (single use)	1 to 3 days	up to 90 days	24 hours
THC/Hash (habitual use)	14 to 30 days	up to 90 days	2 days
Amphetamines (except meth)	2 to 3 days	up to 90 days	12 hours
Methamphetamine	2 to 5 days	up to 90 days	24 hours
Barbiturates (except phenobarbital)	2 to 3 days	up to 90 days	1 to 2 days
Phenobarbital	7 to 14 days	up to 90 days	4 to 7 days
Benzodiazepines	1 to 7 days	up to 90 days	6 to 48 hours
Weed?Bud (single use)	1 to 3 days	up to 90 days	24 hours
Weed/Bud (habitual use)	up to 14 days	up to 90 days	2 days
Cocaine	1 to 3 days	up to 90 days	24 hours
Codeine	2 to 3 days	up to 90 days	12 hours
Morphine	2 to 3 days	up to 90 days	6 hours
Heroin	2 to 3 days	up to 90 days	6 hours
LSD	2 to 24 hours	unknown	0 to 3 hours
PCP	5 to 7 days	up to 90 days	24 hours

So, you smoked all weekend and now its Monday and your fuck-hole of a boss warned you of a UA on Wednesday.  FUCK!  what do you do?  


Compare some of these products and PURCHASE AHEAD OF TIME if your employer likes to administer one of these tests at random times.




This one is good if you desire to cleanse your system rather than mask the toxins:


The Premium DetoxKit. 
 Morning Solution and the Premium Kit™ Evening Solution operate throughout the day and the night to guarantee a complete cleansing in 7-10 consecutive days.




Try this one if you only have a few hours warning prior to the test.  I know it says that it works in 60 minutes, but trust me, give it about 1 1/2 hours and its great:


Same day Marijuana (THC)  Kit.
 verified success rate 99.9% (over 97% for each product in the kit) 200% MONEY BACK GUARANTEED by manufacturer This helps you to pass a UA for up to 5 hours




And for cocaine use this:


2 Step COC/Cocaine Cleansing Program for persons under 200 LBS
This comes with everything you need. You take 2 pills a day prior to the test, there's enough pills for a whole month of preparation (even though its not needed as its out of your system in a day if your lucky) and then drink the cleanser with at least a liter of water.  Check 40 minutes later with the provided test strip to be sure you are clean. 


Every chance I get I will argue that the synthetic Mary Jane available for purchase at an overwhelming number of dispensaries isn't worth the high. However,  since it is still rather difficult to test for Spice, I would recommend it to the INFREQUENT user who is under constant scrutiny for what they do outside of work.


So keep your pipes full and toke in confidence that there are plenty of companies ready to ensure that you continue to have your lifestyle.